A memo

TO: people who spit their gum out in the drinking fountain
FROM: a page from her book

Hello. I don't know you, and you don't know me. But when I was getting a drink at the drinking fountain in my place of business, I noticed your wad of gum sitting on the drain in the water fountain. And I have questions for you.

Where do you think that gum is gonna go?

And if it accidentally fell out of your mouth, and you don't want to pick it up and put it in the trash can that's five feet away, what makes you think someone else wants to?

Really, people.