Tonight I completed my first 5K since high school and I'm ridiculously proud of myself. I ran the first mile, walked about 2/3 of the second mile, and then ran the rest. My time was in the neighborhood of 36 minutes. Not bad!
Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!